The Randomly Random Life of Bambi

Someday I’ll have to explain to my children why my senior class motto was “#YOLO”.

When I catch some bitch flirting with my boyfriend.

When I catch some bitch flirting with my boyfriend.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the wonderful effect that Supernatural has had on my vocabulary?

People who use the term “funner”

Me every time my boyfriend starts talking about cars.

Me every time my boyfriend starts talking about cars.

Me: Why do you even watch the news when you know it's just going to piss you off???
Dad: Why do you watch that show about the gay angel and his boyfriend when you know it's just going to make you cry???
When the school counselor handed me a sheet of this year’s ACT testing dates.

When the school counselor handed me a sheet of this year’s ACT testing dates.

Reading about fictional characters having sex in a public place:

Seeing people having sex in public in real life:

My exact reaction when my best friend told me she was leaving me alone in HELL to take her classes online.

My exact reaction when my best friend told me she was leaving me alone in HELL to take her classes online.

When someone insults me:

When they insult my best friend: